one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

one eyed trouser snake

synonym for penis.

by Zach G. November 8, 2003

one-eyed wonder worm

affectionate nick-name for the penis.

Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

Wisconsin One Way Window

The simple act of shitting into a lovers mouth, then quickly but lovingly wrapping his/her face in saran wrap. Thus allowing them to see the light of being able to spit it out but not being able to much like a one way window.

I gave Heather a "Wisconsin One Way Window" she was down with it until she finally spit it out and got pieces of corn stuck in her teeth, that she felt was over the line.

by Tahahahaha August 14, 2011

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 22, 2004

One Can Van Damme

A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size

Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer

by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010

no one gives a fuck brad

The extreme act of no more shits being given. Can be used in any act of lost hope and caring of a situation, especially in the instance of wearing the wrong color sweater on the wrong day.

"You're wearing a pink sweater, and it's Tuesday....

No one gives a fuck Brad."

by MBM Corp. October 14, 2016