Jack

Jack is a guy who has a one inch shrimp dick who is bad at fucking chicks and he is gay. But he is a good and nice friend other than that.

random girl: who is that?

me: that is jack, he has a shrimp dick, its rlly small.

random girl: omg ew!

by coolest/cutest person ever October 7, 2021

Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 13, 2020

Jack

A person who earns satisfaction from mooning people in school.

Girl1:Brooooooo, He's a Jack!
Guy1:Yeah dude, you right.

by Nigeria Smalley Part 22 November 16, 2021

Jew Jack

The Israeli flag.

After the October 7th assault on Israel, I started to notice the proliferation of the Jew Jack in front of American homes.

by Teddy & Lucy June 13, 2025

Jack

A spoiled bitch who cant do anything for themselves, instead their mum does it for them and they get whatever they want, if something doesn’t go their way they will blame it on you and have a cry.

Jack: I want to play PlayStation
Mum; no you’ve been on for hours today
Jack; fuck you you fat crusty bitch of a mum I hope you fall in the shower and snap your neck!

by Ronald Ulysses Swanson January 10, 2022

Jack Mckeown

A person who is really cool and awesome and fun to hang around!

Hey, see that boy over there? He looks like a real Jack Mckeown

by Jack The Awesome Person April 19, 2020

Jack o Platinum

Jack o platinum is the best shiny in yba. only cool poeple have it!!!!!!!

Oh my God! this Guy over there has Jack O Platinum! Hes soooo cool. hes living my dreaam

by lolman187 August 9, 2022