rip you a new one

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole

If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!

by Beggi April 29, 2007

two in the pink, one in the stink

a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.

Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.

by Twist_of_F8 July 10, 2007

Two Men in one Cat

What the fuck did you just google

You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life

by swagmeansecretlywearegay September 26, 2019

Last one to faint

A popular practice used to determine who out of a group of people will carry out an unpopular task - if such an issue becomes contested, someone must call out "Last one to faint!" and all those present must pretend to faint. The last person to do so must do the chore (for example), even if they don't know the rules.

Barnaby: Ouccchh... who's gonna tell Chrissy he's not invited to the party?
Krispin: Last one to faint!
All: Ahhhhhhh BRUNO!
Bruno: Aww man!

by Ungerdog June 27, 2007

Ten to One Rule

A standard female to male orgasmic ratio held by men of particular knowledge during sexual encounters, whereby the bare minimum of the female partner’s climatic satisfaction remains proportional to the ratio of 10 in relation to the male partner’s singular disengagement.

Ten to One Rule - Female to Male Ratio:

10:1 - Initiated

50:5 - Accomplished

100:10 - Master

Note:

10:1 - 40:4 must occur within the same evening

50:5 - 90:9 must occur within 24 hours

100:10 must be completed within 48 hours

by Omega00 November 25, 2009

Weoley Castle One Bomb

A one punch instant knock out, specifically delivered from a male in Weoley Castle, Birmingham.

He gave him the old Weoley Castle one bomb. And that was the end of his night!

by BrummieSlag1 October 4, 2010

One Stone Tea Bagger

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.

Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger

by thesnake3h February 22, 2009