Man Scraps

men in prison too unattractive to rape

jake was left alone during the riot, clearly the man scraps

by Dykebomber March 29, 2015

Z - Man

The most dangerous human to ever exist born every 100 Millenia, the Z- Man also need as KING ZAMAJ is a threat to the earth as he knows he has the power to destroy the government using his Kar98K, never mess The Z-Man

“yo dude when I grow up I wanna be like Z- Man”
“Who?”
Z - Man

by Zeed September 5, 2020

Francis man

The best kinda man a gyal cud ask for Dey doh horn and like only one gyal sure bout da😵 💫

U hear Velma gt with a Francis man. Mbn

by JeffTheCucumber November 23, 2021

drain man

Any of a class of men that perform unskilled attempts at autofellatio, autoerotic asphyxiation, coprophagy, or any similar act of sexual deviance that requires medical assistance after the fact.

Autofellatio: draining oneself and health care resources

Stranglebate: The drain man stranglebated himself so hard he required medical assistance!

I feel sorry for the drain man, he threw out his back again trying to do a body donut.
Body donut

by Vilrace February 9, 2010

Man-Whore

Kaeya Alberich is a playable Cryo character in Genshin Impact. He is received for free in the Prologue Act I: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind during the quest Crash Course.
Kaeya is a Cavalry Captain in the Knights of Favonius. He is held in high regard by the people of Mondstadt—even with all his eccentricities and secrets.

Kaeya: "Whats the hurry?? DODGE THIS!!"
Kaeya "I didn't know u were such a SLACKER???"
Traveler: "man... such a Man-Whore.."

by Sachi Mcdickweed February 19, 2021

Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.

“Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”

by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023

Ant-Manning

The practice of one, entering another's asshole without consent and stretching out to occupy the most space. The sole purpose being to damage one as much as possible.

Thor: Yo team I totally ant-manned this Asguardian hoe last night.

Tony: Wtf is Ant-manning...?

Ant-man: When you jump in someone's ass and EXPAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND

Tony: .....

by GIGA-Shippuden March 23, 2019