What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.
What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.
If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".
What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.
If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".
by WTDI August 26, 2012
Get the What The Dick mug.when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.
carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”
by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018
Get the poop dick mug.Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.
"What up, cricket dick?"
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.
"What up, cricket dick?"
by aeris1172 September 14, 2009
Get the Cricket dick mug.Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.
Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.
Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.
by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009
Get the leaky dick mug.phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.
Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-
by Xeb November 13, 2003
Get the eat the dick mug.whipping ones dick across anothers face or other body part by rotating the hips to cause a whip like effect. usually done as a prank to a friend
by duckshit yellow April 24, 2011
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