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Bag of sweaty dicks

A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.
"My old car was just a bag of sweaty dicks"
"This party smells like a bag of sweaty dicks"
by Kneegrodamus August 18, 2013
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Milk Bag Buff

A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern.

Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable.
"she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!"
by WifeyKnowsBest September 12, 2011
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walking bag of hormones

A walking bag of hormones is basically somebody, a teenager more specifically, who has lots of hormones going on.
A teenager is a walking bag of hormones.
by xxSpyxx February 5, 2014
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Dirty Sleeping Bag

When you shit in your tube sock and fuck it!
When my little buddy Trey isn't down to play I enjoy a dirty sleeping bag!
by Lillian 1 February 4, 2018
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Ball bag Vagina

trousers are a tad tight on a man around the undercarriage causing the seam of the trousers to ‘split’ the ball thus creating a ‘vagina’.
I was sat on the tube and the man opposite had a ball bag vagina
by Assassin006 November 20, 2013
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Douche-Le-Bag

Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
Sara said to Gabe: "Natalie is such a douche-le-bag."
by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022
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electric tea bag

Getting ones balls sucked whilst putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery
A lady and I just did the electric tea bag.
by Tommy111111 March 19, 2014
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