The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.

I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.

by hhlover69 August 18, 2018

New

There would be no new without the old.

Not everybody has a need to make everything new or upgraded, and even if you hold nothing sacred, there would be no you without the old people you laugh at, try to make fun of, or talk endless shit about. You would just be the kid that once ran to your mother for first aid and attention you always were if you're one like that, and people don't change. Some of us knew you before you orked the job you work now, and before you developed your bullshit facade.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Kyle is the new Karen

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”

Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!

by Kyle the new Karen December 8, 2021

New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years

Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!

by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025

new fridge

New Icy Watch

I just got a new fridge bruh.

by OofGoose February 1, 2018

Great news

/ɡrāt n(y)o͞oz/
phrasal adjective

• when a correction as been made on a previously incorrect statement.

• when offering information that blatantly contradicts a previous statement to correct it.

• in response to an uncalled for statement or comment of either the absurd or scary nature.

Example 1
Sarah: I thought we weren’t getting a new update until next month?

Sarah: *after checking* Great news, it’s actually this Tuesday.

Example 2
tumblrpost#384: I read that the sky is red.

tumblrpost#384: Great news, it is not.

Example 3
tumblrpost384: A reminder that eating a carrots does not lead to immortal life.

forumuser544: immortal life is simply a vacuum in space that leaves you feeling cold and alone for the rest of eternity
tumblrpost#384: great news

by DandDood September 26, 2022

New Year's Day

Yeah
All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true, it's true
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I, I will begin again
I, I will begin again
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again

New Year's Day

by Death Menace September 15, 2023