National ask your crush out day

You should ask him/her on 17 of November.

National ask your crush out day: if you ask on 17 of November he/she'll accept you!

by Alice Campbell November 17, 2020

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National Send Some More Nudes Day

This Day Recognizes the nudes that were not send on national nude day April 18th

Hey Kalie I didn't guess what today is since i forgot to tell you yesterday its National Send Some More Nudes Day

by Daddy Long Shlong April 18, 2019

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National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day

Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.

“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”

by ang3licluvr July 1, 2022

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National Whip Out Your Dick Day

“April 23rd”

You whip out your dick infront of your crush, sibling or friend on April 23rd

It’s national whip out your dick day you guys

by Steven Hawking101 May 29, 2018

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National Grab-some-more Ass Day

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.

Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day

by Donald Skin May 25, 2018

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