You got the wrong one.
1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.
2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Not someone to mess with
1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.
2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Not someone to mess with
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e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
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Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
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