Love puddy

The mix of fecal matter, semen and sometimes blood as a result of anal sex.

There was love puddy all over the bed sheets after the couple made love.

by Justplainnasty July 8, 2017

Love Puss

The gelatinous liquid that appears after some vigorous throttling of the one eyed snake

Hank: Hey Darrel, I rubbed the Herman Gelmet to the point where I couldn’t decide that it hurt or felt good. Before I could make up my mind I had an awful mess on my hands…
Darrel: that my boy was love puss. Wash your hands well. Make sure the water isn’t too hot. If it is you’ll be in a real pickle.

by OG turncoat December 29, 2021

love mute

The act of covering your lover's mouth so they don't wake the neighbors due to your furious pounding.

Curteeez: Dude, you got skills. I could hear your woman all the way from across town!
Shmelt: Yeah, I had to love mute her due to repeated noise complaints.

by Darth Cya Later November 8, 2013

The Troll Of Love

a Graceful and over trolling queen of the troll arts. Aubrey Plaza can't be out booped or her cap cracked. She is the inner troll in all of us. A mental marriage would make a normal man drop with troll sword in hand.

"The Troll Of Love can hum a sirens' song or a troll of deathly notes."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011

Love the name

The most gay and disgusting man in the world, his nose looks like a penis and he gets 0 bitches, so he ussualy changes sexuality to gay and trans. His asshole is so used a whole truck can fit in hit, Ussualy likes festivals were he gives out blowjobs

Eeww he is so disgusting
he must be a love the name

by Pussydestoyer1337 July 1, 2022

my love

the nickname i call my boyfriend. i love him so much

“goodmorning my love” or “hi my love”

by youcannotknowmehaha1 December 5, 2021