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Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.
careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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mexican swamp dog

After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.
I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog
by Skotty74 February 23, 2014
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Dutch Corn dog

It's when a woman gives you oral sex while you Dutch Oven her.
Bob knew he was with the right woman when she continued giving him head after he farted under the covers Dutch Oven style. Mmmm Dutch Corn dog.
by The Dirty Chef November 13, 2010
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drop-kick dog

little white extremely fuzzy dog with a little voice that cuts through your head like a half-broken bandsaw that I'd kick without picking up
There she is walking her drop-kick dog on my lawn again.
by RaisinMuffin July 12, 2007
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stretch dog

by Grimace October 8, 2003
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dog food

by dj October 12, 2003
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alabama double dog

when a guy has two chicks, one lined up behind him and one in line with his penis. He then puts a strap on on backwords and fucks both of the girls. every pelvic thrust his penis is inserted and when he pulls out the strap on is inserted.
i had these two chicks last night tht taught me a new sex move

its called the alabama double dog and it rly gets girls off
by trombz69696969 April 29, 2010
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