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Mississippi Mud Bag

As a form of fore play one carrys around a quart sized zip-loc bag full of thier lovers poop.
Person 1: Why do you smell like a dirty booty?

Person 2: Oh, it's my Mississippi Mud Bag. I am in to that type of thing you see.
by BobDaily August 22, 2009
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baby bag bitch

A tiny little bitch that behaves like a spoiled brat.
Ex Bae: I'm here for all my stuff.
Man: Gtfo.
Ex Bae: I deserve all this stuff faggot.
Man: Wow, arent you such a baby bag bitch.
by Chrismcmc December 15, 2016
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corporate douche bag

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006
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Extreme Tea Bagging

The act of dropping ones balls onto someones face while either rollerblading, skateboarding, or snowboarding.
I have a pair of rollerblades and some tear-aways, lets make with the extreme tea bagging!
by Ian P. January 22, 2006
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sleeping bag

The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).
My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.
by matt68000 June 22, 2004
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Bag of Bones

Look at how little you are. Lookin like a bag of bones
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Just Do It Bag

A bag, manufactured by sportswear company Nike, that is the ultimate in chav fashion at this moment.
A: My sister just bought a Just Do It bag.
B: Shoot her... Shoot her now...
by Mehmet_Al_Arab February 2, 2008
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