National Suck yo homies cock day

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th

"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

by Ace1Fizz April 16, 2021

national post your girl bestfriend day

dec 30 is national post ur girl bestfriend day

its national post your girl bestfriend day

by YOMOM12346740 December 30, 2021

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021

NATIONAL FEED BLACK PEOPLE CEREAL DAY

feed your favorite black person some cereal today on September 28th if you are not a POC. WHY you may ask because reparations need to be made one way or another.

hey did you know today is "national feed black people cereal day".

only racist don't feed black people cereal on "national feed black people cereal day ".

by yourfavoriteblack September 28, 2022

National give someone your scrunchie day

On September 26 it is national give someone your scrunchies day so if someone asks let them have it whether they are your boyfriend best friend crush or just a friend!!!

“Hey can I have your scrunchie?” “YES! Of course it’s national give someone your scrunchie day !

by Hehe I wuv u September 25, 2019

National Give Me Your Hoodie Day

give yo girl your hoodie on January 29th boys!

Hey Joe, it's National Give Me Your Hoodie Day!

by bitchgirl4 January 28, 2020

National horny day 2: Electric boogaloo

National horny day 2: Electric boogaloo is the long awaited continuation of the first national horny day and happens on April 19. On national horny day 2: Electric Boogaloo anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content(nudes) or action.

It’s national horny day 2: electric boogaloo Mate

by CREMSK April 18, 2021