Dick Mint

A word that refers to a stupid or ignorant person; best fit when no other word seems appropriate to describe the ridiculousness of the idiotic person.

(Driver One fails to understand the concept of merging and slams on breaks causing cars to scatter all over the highway to avoid an accident.)

Driver 2: "UGH...WTF, YOU'RE SUCH A...A...A...DICK MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Boomer Kegstand December 28, 2010

dick jumper

A girl who dates alot of guys, and when they break up she finds another boy to talk to the next day.

Damnn...she just broke up with her boyfriend and now shes talking to another guy already?!?!?! What a dick jumper!!

by ilovedickjumpers June 4, 2009

Hood dick

The dick of someone who either has felonies, no credit, a criminal history, baby mamas galore, or a criminal past as long as my bar tab

Do any of your friends like penis? I am looking for some hood dick.

by Hood Jared December 12, 2017

Glitter dick

When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.

"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"

by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017

dick and duck

To sleep with someone and then leave quickly that night/the next morning and/or avoid them at all costs afterward. Primarily a male action.

Guy 1: Did you know that girl we just passed?
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.

by wjcynx1 March 2, 2010

Dick Whipping

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.

2. Using your dick as a whip.

Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.

by wickdipper December 15, 2011

Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.

I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.

by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009