to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it
"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."
by Ugs October 15, 2006
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by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009
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"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."
by EliasSchewel October 9, 2011
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She has potential to look good, but since that chick has a haircut that looks like she lost a bet, and wears clothes from the 99 cent bin, it can safely be said that she needs a brand new bag.
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Get the subway sleeping bag mug.Fugly ass bitches who most likely have at least 4 stds and will fuck any semi living thing taht will take her/him. SHould be avoided at all cost.
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