Jack Tripper

noun

\ ˈjak \ \ ˈtri-pər \

Definition

A person who is notorious for feeling guilty about masturbating.

Why’d you and John break-up?

Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Jack

a guy that likes football and is sus

jack is sus

by susmansus June 23, 2022

Jack

An idoit who sucks at fortnite and never gets wins. He is so dumb

Jack sucks

by 877-241-LUNA August 29, 2020

Jack jack

The name of the baby in that one movie called the incredible s????????

And also a absolute gem in bikeathon ya dig

Omg who grabbed jack jack?

by Jacobrussel January 14, 2020

jack wack

A stupid asshole who likes to stand on trucks then put it on a billboard

Tell that jack wack to get off the truck *Gordon McKernan*

by The funny maker😂 May 22, 2018

Jack

Someone who is a bird, or has bird like qualities.

Did you see them over there? They are like jack.

by Alanko99 December 16, 2020

Jack Cipriani

A man of mixed color, currently of age 15 and a Sophomore in Highschool. He enjoys shitting in other people’s mouth while they sleep in his spare time. If you do not keep an eye on him, he WILL dance on the table. You do not want him to dance on the type.

Oh fuck, Jack Cipriani is dancing on the table!

by Rat_King1 March 25, 2021