This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
by Jake Wall April 11, 2017
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Get the National Beat Your Bitch Up Day mug.Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"
Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."
by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009
Get the National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week mug.National grab boob day is when you get to grab a girls boob on November 13 so boys you have fun and girls run
1:damn did you see that girls rack
2:yeah did u know today is national grab day
1:well good to know
national grab boob day is were u grab her boobs
2:yeah did u know today is national grab day
1:well good to know
national grab boob day is were u grab her boobs
by charlie maid November 12, 2019
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Get the national fuck your girlfriend's ass day mug.Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019
Get the national beat your boyfriend ass day mug.Technically scientists have proved that kisses burns calories but for you and your partner everyday should be national kissing day.
But stars say kissing every Friday is good for your mental health,so pucker up and have fun
But stars say kissing every Friday is good for your mental health,so pucker up and have fun
Him/her:hey babe you know what today is?
Gf/bf:no what’s today?
His/her:Friday which means it’s national kiss your gf/bf day !
Gf/bf:oh ok *kiss*
Gf/bf:no what’s today?
His/her:Friday which means it’s national kiss your gf/bf day !
Gf/bf:oh ok *kiss*
by Dontmindme134 March 2, 2020
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