Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

my sister's dog

fucking retarded

"hey, what's my sister's dog?"

"fucking retarded"

by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

hot deckity dog

Derived from "hot diggity dog", this expression is used by a backyard cook when a wiener falls from the grill onto the deck.

Gerry bending down with tongs in hand: "Hot deckity dog! I'm gonna have to exercise the five second rule on this wiener"

by Peter Bear J May 11, 2019

Fishy dog blanket

When you toss a cum covered blanket over a woman while she is orgasming in the doggy position

I tossed my Fishy dog blanket onto the girl while she enjoyed her orgasm and it blew everywhere

by Ghojst June 1, 2023

Red Dog Surprise

When someone walks in on a male giving his engoeged, red cock a vigorous wank.

Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.

My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

hot dog hair

Hot dog hair is when you shave your hair down the middle but the keep the sides at their usual length. Basically, it is the opposite of a mohawk.

Wow Luke, your hot dog hair looks so good on you!

by ilovehotdoghair January 16, 2021

prairie dog nap

When you're taking a shit and start taking a nap while still having a turd hanging out.

I just took a prairie dog nap, I'm rested and ready to eat.

by yipyak April 20, 2015