fiat 500 cunt

Normally a hair dressers car. But are occasionally driven my there boyfriends who are that far wedged under the thumb they are not allowed to drive the main car in the family (usually a BMW, Mercedes, Audi)

"Hey did u see that pube head try to cut me up in his fiat 500"
" leave him alone the Fiat 500 cunt has probably just been bitch slapped by his woman"

by Gremmo July 24, 2017

dozy cunt

one who offends others by "bigging themselves up" in their mind, whilst be frowned upon by a certain percentage of their peers.

victim: "i just beat you in poker because i'm obviously more skilled"

abuser: "you dozy cunt, go get an anal rimming"

by the-butler December 9, 2008

Hitler Fop Cunt

A particular male who dresses in such a way that would higlight the fact that he is a complete dandy. 'Hitler' and 'Cunt' helps to illustrate the complete ignorance and extremes such an individual will undertake in order to look like a complete metrosexual.

- Sally: "Oooh look at Frank over there, I LOVE his lovely waistcoat and supertight skinny's!"

- Jimmy: "Yeah....so? What about him?"

- Sally: "Isn't he just dreamy?!"

- Jimmy: "Nah, he is a complete Hitler Fop Cunt"

by videcormeum July 8, 2010

Thunder Cunt

Also known as a "cock juggling Thunder Cunt", she is a woman of epic narcissistic and borderline personality disordered proportions who uses her incredibly low self-esteem to " gain power" through perceived self-empowerment that takes the form of sleeping with many people at once, throwing horrendous schoolyard bully fits when she does not get her way, and demanding attention as a small child does, including being coddled and pet to sleep and a curious but unspeakable habit of sucking her thumb. Can be identified by the numerous selfies posted on Instagram and Facebook, usually in various diva-esque, "pin-up style" sensual poses and the copious use of red lipstick.

"Don't even waste your time with her, have you seen her profile? She's a cock-juggling Thunder Cunt. You'll catch something."

by Letterstogestapo October 26, 2015

whoring cunt

To describe a very poor effort or to make a complete mess of something. Usually uttered in complete exasperation.

"my god! look at that woman trying to park her car, she's made a right whoring cunt of it!"

by Davie B August 1, 2006

cunt hunt

Going out and hopping from one bar to another without staying long at any place, desperately looking to meet one or more women to have sex with.

He went after work cunt hunting. He hit 15 bars in 3 hours but no luck.

by arkark November 12, 2011

cunt lard

somebody who thinks they know what they are talking about but have no idea.

bob-"dude did you hear about lori"
tom-"ya i herd she sucked some dick"
kyle-"thats not true cunt lard"
bob-"ya it is cumslicer"

by firecrotch17bitch May 8, 2007