Massive dick syndrome

A person with a massive dick for example dugdimmadomedimsdale

Aww man he got a massive dick #kony2012 thats massive dick syndrome

by Bigmandug April 16, 2021

Crystal Skull Syndrome

A condition found in many theaters today in which semi-decent movies (or better) end in total failure, regardless of how amazing, relevant, entertaining, or realistic the movie was up to that point. Seems to have originated with the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Jen: "So what'd you think of Knowing?"
Mike: "Definitely suffered from Crystal Skull Syndrome."
Jen: "That bad, huh?"
Mike: "Spielberg couldn't have raped it better himself."

by my only paradigm March 25, 2009

Mississippi Pissy Syndrome

A terrible affliction plagueing the land of ghetto black kids Mississippi that’s right on the border of Alabama the land of sister Fucking. A syndrome categorized by getting super pissed for no good reason. Usually seen in Ghetto Black kids. A popular candidate for M.P.S. Is Vincent.

“Damn, Vincent got Mississippi Pissy Syndrome”

“Vincent is Mississippi Pissy”
*says hello* “WTF YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”-Vincent

by JinxReplica January 28, 2019

Pretty Girl Syndrome

A girl gifted with natural beauty. She quickly learns that her beauty makes it easy for her to get what she wants. She is popular and can attract the most desirable mates. She is often treated as special because of her looks, given special treatment and consideration in many areas. She eventually comes to the conclusion that she is special and deserves what she gets. Eventually, she finds a handsome, wealthy and powerful man that is "deserving" of her beauty. However, over time, her beauty fades. She finds that life becomes more difficult. She doesn't automatically get the things she wants. She finds that her handsome, rich and powerful husband, who has only gotten more attractive with age is sleeping with his secretary or some other beautiful woman that has the beauty she once had. This leads to divorce and the realization that she has no redeeming qualities now that her beauty has faded. Never having needed to work on developing herself as a person, she finds herself unable to cope in a world where she is no longer special based on her looks. Bitterness, depression, substance abuse and sometimes suicide results. This is pretty girl syndrome.

"Since her divorce, Jane has been drinking heavily, partying and sleeping with anyone that will pay attention to her. She is also struggling with depression. I can't believe it. She was so beautiful and had everything. Now she is a train wreck."
"Jane has pretty girl syndrome. That's what happens."

by Vic320 July 6, 2023

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

Rhode Island Syndrome

Rhode Island Syndrome: the act of meeting someone in a random place and knowing them from some other point in your life; this act must be repeated at leat twice a day to be considered RIS

Human: Dr. Thomas sent me over here to pick up my perscription.

Pharmiscist: Oh Joe? Yeah he just called. We were golfing earlier today.

Human: Really? How ironic.

Pharmiscist: Hey, did you go to URI?

Human: Yeah, I was a Ramett in class 1988, you look familliar...

Pharmiscist: I was class 1989! We must have Rhode Island syndrome.

by Star Gazer 13 April 26, 2011

Wild Rift Syndrome

Wild Rift Syndrome or WRS is a mental condition where League of Legends Wild Rifts become so toxic and cancerous towards other MOBA players trying Wild Rift. Typically People with severe mental disorder is associated with this status. The manifestation of this syndrome are the extreme hatred of people who have WRS towards Mobile Legends: Bang Bang or MLBB Players and their Obssesive Compulsive disorder to the game, they want to keep their game only for themselves.

MLBB Player: Wild Rift is little harder than MLBB but I will keep practicing Ahri because she's fun.

WRS Patient: Shut the fuck up noob! Go back to your shitty game! We don't need you here!!

MLBB Player: Do you own the game? No? Well then fuck you and your Wild Rift Syndrome brain.

by ThetruestTruth19 November 3, 2020