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To take a dump, after Winnie the Pooh.
Let's go.

Give me five, got to take a Winnie.
Winnie by Shuaman February 1, 2020

Rip Van Winkle 

While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of being asleep for 100 years in the woods.
While we were camping last weekend, I gave jon a rip van winkle
Rip Van Winkle by chadmuska25 April 8, 2009
Another name for the West Indian cricket team.
Hey man theres Brians Lara from the Windies... I want to fuck his hot wife!!
Windies by Master November 17, 2005

Rip Van Winkle 

this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give [someone a call.

Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "
"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."
Rip Van Winkle by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Winkelspecht 

Any unnecessarily hairy vagina.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOMAN. TRIM YOUR WINKELSPECHT!
Winkelspecht by Mr Winkelspecht September 6, 2013
To sell your house only for the buyer to pull out of the purchase at the very last minute leaving you in a state of financial ruin which takes months if not years to recover from.
I was supposed to be selling my house tomorrow but I've just been wilkied.
wilkied by Gavman99 December 30, 2008