The Art of public pooing. Urban pooing takes its humble beginnings from people taking urban poos after facing prolonged deprivation of public restrooms, most often while walking during a long night of drinking. When one has been depraved of a restroom for too great a time, they may decide to take their pooing to the next level.
Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.
Tenets of Urban pooing
Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better
Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo
Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport
Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive
Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens
Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.
Tenets of Urban pooing
Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better
Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo
Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport
Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive
Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens
Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
guy 1- " Dude! me and my friend went urban pooing the other day"
guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"
guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"
Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of
-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.
-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"
guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"
Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of
-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.
-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
by Chazz New Orleans March 7, 2011
Get the Urban Pooingmug. A washroom game where the one who is it, leaves a poop in the toilet without flushing*. You become it when you walk into the washroom to find a poop that has not been flushed. You must then continue the cycle of poo-tagging, either in a new location, or right away.
*Bonus kudos for leaving a poop that isn't covered up by toilet paper. The grosser, the better the revenge.
*Bonus kudos for leaving a poop that isn't covered up by toilet paper. The grosser, the better the revenge.
Bro, I got poo-tagged today at the mall, now I gotta leave some poop at a McDonald's to hopefully poo-tag some fat-ass after his big mac.
by kransack August 30, 2011
Get the poo-tagmug. also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
Get the Poo-flakesmug. A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.
Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
by mikethompson February 14, 2009
Get the safety poomug. by kurt's bumhole November 27, 2012
Get the poo wakelymug. When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.
Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient
Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!
Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!
by Duffman445 June 16, 2018
Get the Poo pocketmug. meaning arse sex usually for gay men
or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way
or bumming
or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way
or bumming
by johnnii August 3, 2007
Get the poo pokermug.