Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

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Pig of the spots

The spottiest of the spots, who likes to pick

"I'm on my period and I'm pig of the spots"

by piggypigpogs May 11, 2009

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Truffle Pigging

Aggressively sniffing the post sex wet patch

You two go at it, I'm just going to watch and go truffle pigging afterwards.

by Colin Metivier December 29, 2017

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Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*

by um... bob May 9, 2009

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plastic pig

A PCSO (Police Community Support Officer). They have no power of arrest so they are often called plastic police, add that to pigs for police you get plastic pigs. It's very derogatory as it implies they are useless.

You can't arrest me you plastic pig!

by sci_fi_rocks August 15, 2016

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