A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
by alchemist April 22, 2014
Get the shit spitmug. When you spit in a jar for several months then slowly lather and spit the spit from the jar onto an erect penis
by The big boy mike January 14, 2016
Get the spit jarmug. When youre eating out a girl and you hack up a loogie and spit it into her pussy
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by flyingpolack February 23, 2019
Get the Spit Bucketmug. by Panarin May 31, 2022
Get the Spit into pearsmug. by danydevitoes May 17, 2020
Get the spitting doublemug. 
by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022
Get the DJ Spitmug.