natural affair

When your with your main girl/wifey or your man. She/he is not a side thing or a booty call.

Dude #1: Yo what are you doing?

Dude #2: I'm chilling with the natural affair right now.

by Jermaine Frontz Ricketts February 25, 2009

natural aristocrat

An alcoholic beverage created by combining a fine cognac with natural light

I love drinking natural aristocrats, because im rich and really trashy.

by Dyke and ike July 8, 2014

nature lover

useless human being, who probably has made more friends with trees than humans.

hippie, environmentalist, woman

always being a woman about everything

This fool is a true nature lover. He would rather have sex with a tree than his wife.

by Michael Short May 27, 2008

answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit

Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.

by WizeKracker April 14, 2014

nature lover

a fag, or someone with no testicles

you are a nature lover, therefore a fag

by john sonny May 27, 2008

back to nature run

When a woman runs outside topless through either a field or wooded area.

Alcohol may or may not be involved.

-It's a blue moon tonight! Time for a back to nature run.

by SJB88 October 1, 2015

natural born slut

a female who is a slut by nature, and has always been a slut; an inherent slut; a slut because they have nothing better to do

word is bond,she be skippin school, smoking cigarettes, she a natural born slut.

by fooroc March 11, 2010