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Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023
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Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work
Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022
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Momma Bird

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she feeds it back to you like a Mother bird to her chicks.
Yo, that girl gave me the Momma Bird last night! I never thought I'd like it!
by Sanjit Krishnamurthy March 17, 2025
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yo momma

a typical phrase used by younger kids who don't know any comebacks.
"YO momma"
" dude look at that dumb kid over there"
by cromizeaq December 26, 2020
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grab yo momma

"Grab yo momma" is used mostly in Charlotte NC as the term's meaning is get ready or prepare for what's to come in the streets as the enemies start to apply pressure
by Pradalitt November 20, 2023
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based momma

A surprisingly attractive female youtuber and mother who as far as I know, without meaning to, get multiple comments on her body.
Guy 1:Hey, Let's watch a video.
Guy 2:Okay, How about Based Momma?
by KeKkee Tomas July 31, 2017
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yo mommas pizza

“yo mommas pizza” is a phrase coined by shroominnboomin and is used to confuse who ever it is being used in conversation with. this works since it isn’t clear if it is a sexual innuendo or not this thus leaving the other wondering what you meant and if they should get mad or not.
friend 1: yo what you doing bro?
friend 2: yo mommas pizza.
friend 1: huh?
by milkdrinker24 April 2, 2022
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