Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006

Hold Your Bacon

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

by Chubmonkey July 2, 2008

Hold Your Pants

When your boss is so exasperated she can't think of what to say when she wants you to shut up!

I can't think, it's so noisy in this room so, Hold Your Pants!

by papa zee 24 May 25, 2011

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010

hold hand month

hold anyone's hand

it hold hand month (proceeds to hold hand)

by thegoat 69 November 17, 2019

holding up 🤘

you are hot and have big boobs

omg she’s holding up 🤘, she must be hot and has big bonkers

by getbitchesgetmoney September 17, 2022

Sicilian choke hold

A sexual act, wherein a female firmly grips the root of a male's scrotum, while gently patting the balls.

The whore charged me fifty euros for a Sicilian choke hold!

by SmallAmountOfNeck July 19, 2012