depression wannabe

A person who cuts of says "I'm depressed rn gtg cut I'm so sad" but ince you even try to stop them they're all like "OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND IVE KILLED A PERSON WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND MY MOM SUCKS SO DONT EVEN TRY STOPPING ME!!" and if you don't reply they'll be all like "IM STILL GINNA DO IT" .... "ILL DO IT!!" And you're forced to either look like a dick or submit to their wills

"Sierra is *such* a depression wannabe, she always pretends that she kills people and she's cooler than she really is."

by Actually and literally no one October 30, 2017

Yonnie's Depression

Is when you have been married multiple times and have multiple problems. Usually from your first failed marriage that carry over to your other relationships which you never fully recover psychologically leading into Yonnie's Depression

I woke up today with Yonnie's Depression.

by The Fury November 14, 2018

Fack Depression

The feeling of being upset yet happy at the same time over the ship of Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer (other wise known as Fack ) as they may be acting cute together or that they may not exist or, which is already true, are perfect for each other and it’s so perfect that it hurts. Symptoms include no sleep, not eating, not talking to anyone, heartaches and Depression in general ( the kind that makes you feel too happy that it leaves you sad.)

Person 1: “Woah you look aweful what happened to you? Did you not sleep again?”
Person 2: “Nope I’m just suffering from Fack Depression at the moment.”
Person 1: “Damn good luck recovering.”
Person 2: “Heheh thanks I’ll need it...”

by facklover2701 August 11, 2018

Depression-Coma

Depression-Coma is a slang term used to describe the perpetual feeling of sadness and loss of interest that is often associated with Major Depressive Disorder. Due to the static nature of such feelings, they are likened to a comatose state with regard to affect.

The gentleman has done nothing worthy of notice for the past month with exception to breathing. He seems to be in a bit of a depression-coma, if you will.

by SirWFC718 April 28, 2013

Vegas Depression

Also known as "VD" (commonly mistaken with venereal disease), Vegas Depression comes about about a month or less after coming home from a trip to Las Vegas. It will hit you out of the blue and it is hard to get rid of. A common symptom of VD is going onto Expedia.com or priceline.com to look at prices of trips. The only cure* to Vegas Depression is to go back to Vegas. VD is something you cannot get rid of no matter how many times you go.

*cure- meaning not so much of a cure but something to help the pain (only while you are in Vegas)

Tommy: "Yo, I have VD really bad!"

Will: "What the fuck, that's sick!"

Tommy: "No, I have Vegas depression. I was sitting at my shitty job today and it just hit me out of the blue."

Will: "Shit, I'm depressed now."

Tommy: "Oh well, I guess we can check prices on Expedia."

Will: "Word."

by Okyamot February 19, 2009

Meet the Depressed

another term for 'Meet the Press', an NBC political talk show that is slanted in favor of liberals; used to be hosted by good ole Tim Russert {RIP}, but now is poorly hosted by David Gregory

Boy, I sure miss Tim Russert on 'Meet the Depressed'. Now we're saddled with David Gregory every Sunday instead.

by Hardliner1269 March 26, 2011

Depression slice

A piece of pizza, ordered out of sadness, or feelings of unworthiness due to general appearance or recent behavior; generally bought at a pay-per-slice pizzeria

my girlfriend just broke up with me, want to grab a depression slice?

by DepressionSlice July 12, 2010