hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024

scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.

Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!

by jermarley February 25, 2021

Womens Bow Tie

A silk bow tie worn by female business professionals. Currently in style 2008. Toronto women are know for this bow tie

Kara split some mojito on her new silk womens bow tie

by Dave Mr Lame August 5, 2008

Tie Dying

Another way of saying you'll hang yourself with a noose.

*Your significant other breaks up with you and you're in a super depressed state*
You: Aw man, insert significant others name just broke up with me. I guess tie dying is my only option.

by Disfunctional Arm April 19, 2019

Bow tie

Something that strangles the absoulute shit out of me when I put it on.

Did you hear bill died last night?
Yeah, he was strangled by his feckin bow tie

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

faux tie

A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.

Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.

by the_dan April 23, 2014