Gooch Dragon

A Gooch Dragon comes from the latin "goo" and the greek "Chadragon", meaning 'To Be Obnoxious" If someone wears a swag flatcap and walks around yelling YOLO and Banter, you've caught a goochdragon.

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

by Zeke Rue January 12, 2015

poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.

Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.

by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017

gooche sniffer

where some one likes to sniff gooches.

hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.

"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"

by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019

Gooch Goo

A days worth of ball sweat.

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.

by Inomon June 3, 2018

Gooch Lift

An attack in which the attacker begins by sneaking up behind the victim to prepare for the strike, for it must be efficient and swift. The attacker proceeds to maneuver their arm quickly through the victims legs, around the gooch, while lifting up. When performed properly, the gooch lift will leave the victim in the air and embarrassed as their shit is crushed between the attacker's arm and their gooch. Often causes clenching to occur.

The children in the class room laughed, as they saw a fellow lad left defenseless in the air as he was being gooch lifted

by Extreme Dicktator March 12, 2010

Gooch Juice

1) The fluid that collects on ones Gooch (also known as the taint) (area between ball sack and asshole) from sweating
2) An alcoholic beverage consisting of crown apple or Jim bean apple, yellow (tropical) redbull, sprite and a splash of cranberry juice.

His underwear were dripping from his "gooch juice".

Taste this "gooch juice" I just got from the bar!

by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023