questionable gas

The state of uncertainty, when driving, of whether one's car will make it to the next destination. Occurs when an owner willfully neglects to fill up the tank beyond reasonable limits.

Guy 1: I have questionable gas.
Guy 2: Well, is it a fart or isn't it?
Guy 1: No, my fuel has been on 'E' all week.
Vehicle stalls
Guy 2: Question answered.

by Tapirslookfunny December 26, 2010

inner gas

the feeling of having small farts occur in ones stomach.
is usually caused by eating chinese food, barbie soap or food with no health value, such as junk food.

me: i ate some orange chicken, now i have inner gas.

friend: i ate some barbie soap, now i have inner gas.

by Karen M. August 20, 2006

traitor gas

Gasoline from Citgo. Called that because the majority of Citgo is owned by the Venezuelan government, led by Hugo Chavez, a socialist and self-professed anti-American.

There are two gas stations on each side of the street. One's a Citgo, the other's a BP. Though the Citgo is 1 cent cheaper per gallon, my mom said we should go to the BP, because "I'm not putting traitor gas in my car!"

by Burmy July 19, 2009

cupped gas

The act of cupping your ass farts in your hand and smelling them.

Cupped gas- Hey man that was a good one cup it before I do.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

gas attendant

When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.

While she was sleeping, I felt a dutch oven coming on and to maximize the effectiveness I gave her the ol' gas attendant.

by Captain Chimo August 22, 2010

gas bill

The reason behind Hitler's suicide.

gas bill: 21043184961346$
hitler: oh shit

by fixo February 2, 2018

Bear-Gas

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.

A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!

by Thomas 'Avatar' John May 31, 2010