Kansas Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two prime cuts of grass-fed beef with kansas city sirloin strips in the middle. Garnish with red sequins from Dorothy's slippers.

I'll have the Kansas Sandwich on rye.

by hubblesandwich December 21, 2010

dinner sandwich

to get 2 (or more) slices of bread, and then place contents of your dinner or breakfast into the slices.
making dinner quicker and tastier

kid 1 : yo man wat ya doin?

kid 2 : im makin a dinner sandwich bitch!

kid 1 : im gona get on that train

by 5cr3amo February 6, 2009

brown sandwich

The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."

by Bweahns December 19, 2008

girth sandwich

When two larger men sandwich a less girthy woman between them, creating a girth sandwich of double penetration

Kyle and Gabe made a girth sandwich out of Gia.

by Guurthmonster69lmao October 8, 2018

Zajicek Sandwich

(V.)You fool around with a girl. She fools around with a different guy. You fool around with her again. This all takes place within a short time frame. AKA sloppy thirds from yourself...

You go to a party and you fool around with a girl. The next night some guys fools around with the same girl; the first guy fools around with the girl that same night. This ends up being the Zajicek Sandwich...

by Ron Diaz February 17, 2009

Denver sandwich

A Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb (preferred) and a Snickers bar. Generally munched after catching a major cannabis buzz.

"Man, that J hit the spot, now I'm jonesing for a Denver sandwich."

"Okay, I'll whip in to this 7-11 and you can score one."

by da Chetster March 7, 2009

mayonaise sandwich

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.

That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich

by BigBoy June 7, 2004