by Phoenix the savage September 4, 2025
Get the Glazed Jennymug. by caseyyxxx July 23, 2023
Get the Glazemug. When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. "oh my god your presentation was so good, literally the best in the class"
"stop glazing me, it wasn't even that good"
"stop glazing me, it wasn't even that good"
by backflippingchameleons May 19, 2024
Get the glazingmug. When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.
Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
Get the danish glazemug. Mike: “I’m going to store later with my mom.”
Jamal: “No one cares” or “ Of course you would be going to the store”
Mike: “That’s such a glaze bro”
Jamal: “No one cares” or “ Of course you would be going to the store”
Mike: “That’s such a glaze bro”
by yyaaddlleeyy October 17, 2023
Get the Glazemug. by smosh_stan February 8, 2021
Get the glazed donutmug.