2 mars

The day the ugliest people are born
They are so ugly they should just stay inside

Damn you can that he ore she was born 2 mars

by Whipwhipman January 17, 2020

Mars

Someone with a huge fucking penis

Person 1: I wanna date mars I mean have you seen there penis

Person 2: big penis 11 inches

by Igetbitcheswith11inches December 27, 2021

mars

literally cocomelon

omg mars radiates cocomelon energy!

by milo is big June 17, 2021

Mar 18

National live your life day

GO GET YOUR MONEY and spent that shit

You: OMG it’s Mar 18 we gotta do something fun
Best friend: like what
You: Ion know but we gotta go live our life’s

by Don’tlookmeup March 17, 2022

Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.

Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016

Mar unmute me pls

When Marcelo/Marcus/Jerome mutes you and he doesnt want to unmute you.

Mar: mutes
Me: Mar unmute me pls

by Meat_shredder April 19, 2025

The man from Mars

The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.

If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!

by The.Man.From.Mars November 23, 2021