Columbian Coke Float

1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda

Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)

Columbian Coke Float tastes great!! You can work for weeks without sleep! good for the office!

Columbian Coke Float by tryme!@#!$@#%#!@# July 29, 2009

Columbian crazy straw 

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.

Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.

Columbian crazy straw by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011

Colombian Snowball 

When you have enough cocaine that you can compact it and throw it at your friends

"Me and my friends made a Colombian Snowball the other day"

Colombian Snowball by baggy_gravy December 14, 2013

Colombian vortex 

When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.

Yo, we totally gave your Yolanda a Colombian vortex last night.

Colombian vortex by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015

Columbian Snowplow 

When a female snorts some crack off of your erect penis, and sucks it at the same time.

The bitch was OTR, so i snuck a columbian snowplow on her and after that she was hurtin for a squirtin

Columbian Snowplow by a-boogy January 19, 2007

Columbian Gasmask 

Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)

Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.

Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?

Columbian Gasmask by GingerTopo May 17, 2015

Columbian Pantry 

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.

"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."

Columbian Pantry by SaucePatties October 5, 2015