Burn a K

Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.

large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."

by groundedsteve October 8, 2011

beret burn

A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.

"Dude, Nick has some serious beret burn from being out in the sun all day."

by omgitsbrittie May 3, 2009

affection burn

When you accidentally hurt your partner or yourself while trying to give them a cuddle !

Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.

Or scraping toenails against their skin.

Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !

I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.

by WeiHaiWei March 1, 2014

tissue burn

when you wipe too much and your nose gets red and inflamed

Jeff: "Yo, I'm going to the store, you need anything?"
Jackie: "Ya, get my some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."

by Tina278 August 26, 2015

burning bungus

A spicy, burning bowel movement that is a consequence of eating spicy foods.

“You’ll get the burning bungus after eating these wings!”

by Abcdefg69 January 20, 2021

Bung Burn

Painful burning and stinging of the bung hole. Usually a result of explosive, liquid shits.

I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.

This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Burn one

To smoke a joint or blunt

Man, I had to get out of the house to burn one.

by Masta Rolla July 17, 2013