All-American Poop-Out 

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

All-American Poop-Out by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day 

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.

If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024

I am a poop in a gyat 

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Wo I can’t wait wowiwywi I am a poop in a gyat

I am a poop in a gyat by Ifjfjffjfj in July 21, 2024

God's poop 

holy shit

Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.

God's poop by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

Surprise Release Poop by WiccanGay May 5, 2025

Don't Touch The Poop 

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

Don't Touch The Poop by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

NPM / NO POOP MATTER 

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)

You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??

NPM / NO POOP MATTER by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025