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Jack

in love with both Zach and George, he gets off frequently. his gae ness is very apparent, and he likes to play a game where he has no middle name and his last name is "off"
"Yeah i jacked off last night, what about it?"

"jack is so sexy."
"i like jack a lot."
"your mom."
by WACKADODDLE July 8, 2021
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Smashed Jack

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.
by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025
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Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.
by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024
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Jack Frost

When u sedate all the patients in your unit
Hey Marissa isn’t at work let’s Jack Frost the Unit.
Hey lulu Mrs buff is yelling and the call lights are going off.lulu: “ don’t worry I’ll Jack Frost them”
by Covid sucks December 4, 2020
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Jack

Evil psychopath who will charm you with his bullshit banter then reveal his true self
Jack is sadistic!
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
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Jack

Jack is just an absolute fuck boy and does so much crack it could kill an elephant… and that’s on a good day. His favourite food is Donna flaps and mouldy ham sandwich. He likes to touch his friends on a night out and if he gets lucky takes the boys back home with him.
Her : Is that Jack didn’t he suck someone off last night.

Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.
by Wobsfordaysinnit June 19, 2022
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Jack

Jack -
Most commonly associated within school shootings, (allegedly) Most commonly known with the last name Fant, you must fully aware when close to a person associated with this name. You could be in danger when within close proximity of this type of species. If this species we're to attack you with an unknown weapon (gun) you must go for the arms and put one square gram of pressure onto the bones as they will break on impact. A man with this name is not trustworthy at all as he manipulates (true) women and make each and every one of them uncomfortable.
Bro did you see Jack shoot up that school on Monday? Luckily someone touched his arm which broke on impact.
by McAssSpectacular45 January 4, 2022
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