Circumcised cunt nation

Egypt. Where 98% of women are circumcised.

Egypt is the circumcised cunt nation.

by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010

cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

mouthy little cunt

A person, not necessarily small, that talks a lot of greese, or bullshit as you'd call it.

' it's basically Jamie, he's a mouthy little cunt isn't he? '

'Yeah, screw that mouthy little cunt.'

by Gobblegangerbanger July 16, 2015

BTEC Posh Cunt

1. A person who believes they are superior to others despite their lack of common sense

2. A person who tries to convince others that their BTEC course is worth at least 5 A Levels

Hey have you heard Lisa boasting about her McDonald's apprenticeship?

Wow, what a BTEC posh cunt.

by buttowies June 6, 2018

Great White Cunt

GWC for short. An elusive Australian creature that's rarely in photos, leeches off whatever close relatives are in the area and is an all round cum-guzzling ginger tightarse. Also known as 'Springfield Leech' or more disappointingly, 'Blade'.

Donald: Who stole my ice break???
Sandie: Oh no... it couldn't be...
Donald: You don't think...
Sandie: The Great White Cunt strikes again!

by Sabrajay July 10, 2018

The Australian cunt hierarchy

There is the hierarchy of cunts in Australia, starting from the bottom which is a gay cunt which is used in a derogatory way, next is a sick cunt which is a very high honour to receive and means you are loose, cool and people love you. At the top of the Australian cunt hierarchy is mad cunt. If you are a mad cunt you are the best thing to ever come out of Australia and if you're a mad cunt you definitely get laid at least twice per day.

"Old mate Stefan chugged three crates of piss ands doing free lap dances"

"No way. Stefans mad cunt!! He's at the top fucking rung of the Australian cunt hierarchy."

by The_maddest_cunt37 May 4, 2020

Bloody Cunt Rag

Derogatory phrase used to emphasize the bloodiness of one's cunt rag.

Shift it, ya bloody cunt rag!

by matt408 October 8, 2015