Cheese

The combination of a man’s urine and semen making a sticky and slimy substance. Also known as “nutpiss”.

I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.

by Peter Pumpsisdik November 15, 2017

Chopped cheese

A person(usually a girl) who is ugly and unattractive.

She is chopped cheese.

by The rattler March 12, 2025

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

cheese towel

The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.

"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"

by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016

Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.

Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

by Animeism March 24, 2022

YN SWISS CHEESE

A sexual act where you slap slices of Swiss cheese onto someone’s face, typically in a kinky or humorous context, then ejaculate on them, with the cheese’s holes creating a patterned effect on the cumshot.

Example: “Things got freaky with my partner last night—we tried a YN Swiss Cheese and couldn’t stop cracking up at the cheesy chaos!”

by A. Miller September 20, 2025

cheese

your mum

Person 1:cheese
Person 2( certified chav): omg that's well racist

by the friendly tennis ball November 23, 2021