wondering hand syndrome

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't

i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome

by feltup October 2, 2009

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.

SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.

Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!

John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.

by Marcus129 February 24, 2010

Massive dick syndrome

A person with a massive dick for example dugdimmadomedimsdale

Aww man he got a massive dick #kony2012 thats massive dick syndrome

by Bigmandug April 16, 2021

Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

out of town syndrome

This refers to the phenomenon of the behavior of young single women on vacation. Due to the fact that they are away from familiar people they become generally more impulsive and specifically much more sexually permissive than they otherwise would be. This phenomenon can often be observed on cruise ships as well as any vacation spots that are popular for young single people. As the end of a young woman's vacation or trip nears, the more acute the syndrome becomes.

Guy 1: These girls are crazy man! They're taking their tops off in the club and one of them just gave me a blow job in the bathroom. I've never picked up women so easily before. They must be nuts!!!

Guy 2: No man, they just have out of town syndrome.

by Billy1980 July 13, 2010

Alex Bacon Syndrome

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.

John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.

by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013

Coconut Crab Syndrome

When a person uses their moral superiority complex to intimidate others by staring rudely across rooms, often because someone isn't wearing a face covering

The pugnacious, stout, tattooed woman had a clear case of Coconut Crab Syndrome as she contorted herself so that she could stare rudely at my maskless face across the salon

by specialcasesv2 August 22, 2021