douche bag

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

by Charles Dodgeson April 12, 2009

Mixed Bag

Used to describe a pregnant woman who is carrying two or more children that are each a different ethnicity, an example of a mixed bag would be a woman pregnant with a white, black, Hispanic and Asian baby at the same time

My mom was a real mixed bag, I have a black brother and a Lebanese sister

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Cherry bags

That you have just taken it too far. As in when Louis Vuitton came out with they're infamous bags with cherries on them...cherry bags.

#1
**Really inebriated girl stumbles out of dorm room elevator**
Amanda(whispering): Cherry bags....

#2
Caroline: Look guys! Amanda's so drunk she's dancing with a blind midget
Xavier: God, she's cherry bags tonight!

#3
Caroline: Guys, I'm definetely cherry baggin'it now....
(Caroline's level of inebriation just hit her and she is FUCKED UP)

by Caribou3288 March 15, 2008

tool bag

a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools

Michael is such a tool bag all he ever does is hang around with tools

by wordception June 18, 2011

turdouche bag

It is a jerk off stuffed in douche bag that is stuffed in a turkey.

Boy that Jeff is a real turdouche bag! He is such an asshole!

by Kat Mickler December 13, 2007

D-Bag

The shortened version of Douchbag.

Wow. Jhace is such a D-bag...

by thatguy9998 March 9, 2010

bag of autism

Fat, ugly, whore monkey that sucks lots of dick because he has none. He likes to drink horse cum out of a tolit because he get bored of sucking elephant balls. He put his own balls in a blender. He likes to drink shit from his boy friends ass hole. He drinks his boy friends pee and other people's piss as well. While he sits in a pile a of shit from his own parents, while he licks his boy friends balls. This person has no such life that any scientists have found in history.

"Wow that guy is a dick"
"He must be a bag of autism"

by Best bitch in the world June 3, 2016