National Break Celeste’s Toe Day: In physics class, Jack decided he would trip Celeste and break her toe.
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Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
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Get the National kiss and grab dick day mug.Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
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Get the national fall asleep on facetime day mug.Do you always see that one girl/guy that you want to beat the absolute hell out of but you don't because you'll get "in trouble "and you don't want to ruin your reputation, Well on April 18 it's national beat a bish up day. Don't be shy, go for it!
GIRL/GUY- *Trips with shoe in front of everyone*
YOU- Its National beat a bish up day shouldn't have done that today *Starts Slapping and punching*:) <3
YOU- Its National beat a bish up day shouldn't have done that today *Starts Slapping and punching*:) <3
by anonymous February 17, 2021
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