MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

by weave July 23, 2003

public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)

Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!

by Telephony January 24, 2011

Ripped me a new one

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody

steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design

by supersa November 12, 2006

make me one with everything

The above user is wrong, or is quoting some lame malapropism of the original joke.

"Make me one with everything" is the response given by a Buddhist to a hot dog vendor who asks him, "What can I make you?".

The joke is a play on words, as the oft-quoted Buddhist "motto" is to "be at one" or "be at peace" with everything natural in the world.

A Buddhist goes to a hot dog vendor and the vendor asks him "Hey buddy what can I make ya?".

"Make me one with everything" replies the Buddhist.

by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 27, 2010

One Man Eiffel Tower

Originating from the french "Eiffel Tower" and the act of "Eiffel Towering" a sexy bitch with your homie, the "one man eiffel tower" can only be described as a heroic act of bravery, leadership, and solo superiority. It is when the dude is lying on his back, wearing a strap on, with the girl straddling him and giving him head (on his real dick). He then procedes to have stick the strap on in the girls butt, while at the same time reaching both his feet and hands in the air, touching them together to form an old fashioned eiffel tower! (male body is ground, legs and arms are sides of tower, and girl is the bridge).

Me and my bro were eiffel towering this bitch, when he decided to pass out on me. Because I'm the man and I fear nothing, I took on the act of the one man eiffel tower. She didn't know what hit her.

"Bro, what happened last night"
"I pulled off a one man eiffel tower"
"A What!?"
"Yea, I eiffel towered a girl by myself, using a strap on"
"Dude, thats fucked up"
"Yea!!!!!!"

Created by 914 native and serial fudge packer

by pooponthegooch July 29, 2011

skitzy one-eye

someone who is constantly concerned with anything that goes on and everyone around them, because they think they may be at risk of losing one eye

1) one might say "shut up you skitzy one-eye"
2) "gan on ye skitzy one-eye"
3) "look at that skitzy one-eye walking down the street"

by take me in your mouth March 28, 2008

gator (the transgender one)

epic:D and the alpha male

a: man! i hate gator (the transgender one)!
b: what would you like written on your tombstone?

by poofpoofhambert December 29, 2021