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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollet hoax, Ukraine Hoax, Covington kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard stationed at the U.S. Capitol.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to "send a message to QAnon?" "Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo."
by EbonyRaven March 7, 2021
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blue wafflectomy

procedure to remove neglected diseased snatch
The Dr. entered the room to perform the blue wafflectomy.
by bombarded July 25, 2020
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Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.
It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.
by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022
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Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler
Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”
by pocketmuffin24 July 3, 2020
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Blue MAGA

A centrist/liberal Democrat who acts just like a Trump supporter - tribal, authoritarian, and loyal to the party no matter what - as long as the cruelty is delivered with “civility.”

Coined as a play on "Make America Great Again," Blue MAGA types cheered on Biden’s student debt half-measures, stayed silent during the bombing of Gaza (or actively supported it), and backed campus police crackdowns on peaceful protesters. When Kamala Harris talked during her campaign about wanting to continue funding Israel's genocide of Gazans, many nodded along, proving that when forced to choose between fascism and leftistm, liberals will often pick fascism. When Harris's campaign embarrasingly crashed and burned against Trump, giving him a second presidential term, they targeted Hispanics and Arab Americans for not voting in high enough numbers for her, in some cases overtly supporting their deportation, or worse.

They treat politics like sports, care more about vibes than policy, and think the real threat isn’t Trump, but progressives/leftists and anyone who demands real change. Just don’t call them conservatives, they prefer “pragmatic.”
Blue MAGA: Deport the Gaza protestors!

Me: You’re literally repeating Trump.
Blue MAGA: At least I’m not a socialist.
Me: That’s Blue MAGA for you...
by Iguana Power May 9, 2025
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Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
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