Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

cunt-faced bitch

a word used to describe a dirty cunt after they have surpassed assbag, shithead, and cunt cookie, but has not yet reached the level of asshole that you just want to tie them up with an extention cord and leave them to cry. It's basically the ass grabbing douchebag that we all hate but don't care enough to do anything more than crack a smart ass remark.

Wow, my teacher is a cunt-faced bitch.

by bpakr August 30, 2006

parking lot cunt

someone who prefers to eat McDonald's in the Lakeland High School parking lot.

John: "Thomas why don't you just eat on the way to school?"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"

by Jonathon Barbrady September 26, 2010

Cast Iron Cunt

A Cast Iron Cunt is the opposite of a "normal' cunt. Whereas a cunt is a very useful thing to both men and women, the Cast Iron Cunt is totally fucking useless piece of crap.

That idiot manager at the shop is a Cast Iron Cunt...totally useless.

by FuckFac3 April 9, 2012

pussy cunt motherfucker

When you smash your mother in her vagina and your father walks in on it.

You are a pussy cunt motherfucker

by Stonerq January 19, 2017

scandinavian cunt hair

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.

I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.

by willifish August 7, 2009

tricking a bunch of cunts

see how to trick a moron??

clickitty click you fucking fat dick

by efg May 22, 2004