comet fart

A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet

"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"

by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021

Baritone fart

One which is deep in tone, usually due to the chamber being full

Oh no, where is the toilet, I just did a baritone fart

by JL February 11, 2021

fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.

"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"

by jambags38 September 26, 2011

fart bottler

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.

i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.

by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017

FARTS!

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i like farts!

by toilet.org November 2, 2020

community fart

A fart that you intentionally let in a crowd to allow everyone to bask in the ambience of your passed gas. fart, pass gas, rip one, biff, silent but deadly, poot, crowd, group

I had to drop a community fart on the crowd of the opposing team. They beat us, but I got them back.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019