soapy shit cunt

A slippery fucker. Someone who is two-faced or underhand.

That soapy shit cunt took all the best work for himself and left us all the shit to do.

by Twiggy Weed April 3, 2015

cunt sucker ball

a bitch ass hoe who acts like she dont wanna suck yo dick but you know she want it

Guy: hey u wana suck my dick?
Hoe: ew no, go away.
Guy: i know u want to tho, such a cunt sucker ball.

by killdkilld September 24, 2017

Dropped cunts for less!

If someone does something that you do not approve of, you say, "Oi, I've dropped cunts for less!"

Meaning you have punched people, causing them to 'drop' to the ground, for acts less irritating than the act in question.

If someone is walking really slowly in front of you on a busy or narrow pavement, you might say, "I've dropped cunts for less!"

by Rory Lafferty July 20, 2008

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

four eyed cunt

Four eyed cunt a miserable cunt with glasses usually born into money and has an ego as big as texas.This twat is so miserable he owns a business and told his staff at Christmas time there is no bonus but pockets a wad that would choke a racehorse.Also the type that would have hidden cameras to spy on staff the peeping tom four eyed cunt

Hey did Wes give you a gift card this year?
Nah man he is a miserable four eyed cunt

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 14, 2018

Cunt bag nigger

It’s a cunt nigger made out of bags

Your a cunt bag nigger

by Lick me up July 9, 2021

blond cunt hair

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018