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what the joint

a phrase that is used when you are in shock.

can be replaced by: wtf, what the hell, what the heck.
what the joint is going on here?

what the joint is that stench?

what the joint, are you loco?
by brandon Zito April 15, 2008
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Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.
Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.
That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
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What the planet

Signature catchphrase of the legendary Rhys "O" Brian, used when your confused or surprised. Commonly preceded by "Erm".
"Erm.....What the planet?" -Rhys "O" Brian
by Silverbeak February 23, 2024
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WHATS POPPIN

Brand new whip, just hopped in.
I got options, I could pass that bitch like Stockton.
Just joshin', ima spend this holiday locked in.
My body got rid of them toxins, SportsCenter Top 10.
by Flatblok71 February 1, 2021
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what the hell

a thing that can be used if you see a weird/chaotic picture. can also be used if your friend asks you a weird question.
for example:

friend: where do you live?

I want to steal your Nintendo switch.

me: what the hell man
by youjustgotreared March 28, 2023
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