jack

the best person to ever exist. if you know a jack please go tell him he is the best. you will never meet someone like him. he is so caring and kind and you can always go to him to talking about anything. be grateful if you know a jack <3.

jack is the best.

by user382038483 July 28, 2022

National Bitch Jack Ivers Day.

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

by pussyfairy May 2, 2022

Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.

jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much

by hannybananyjackaroniandcheese May 20, 2023

Jack Batty

One who has became consumed with jack or the thought of jacking.

Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.

by shanagains9211 June 20, 2016

Pd-jack

To hijack a fellow teammate or nemesis’s product discussion

“what’re you up to today, man”

“oh nm, just pd-jacking my 4pm”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know

don’t be a jack off

by Skdhdvfvfbbfbrbr April 24, 2022

Jack Brookes

Jack Brookes is the pengest guy around. He’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and his dick packs a punch. If you ever meet a Jack Brookes, never blow his trust, he’s the best person you’ll ever meet.

Bob : “Do you know Jack Brookes”

Every Girl To Ever Walk The Earth: “Hell yeah, his cocks huge”

by farmblock steppa May 3, 2021